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# 5 Love with Damaged Villi
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- Published: 2026-11-14T02:06:02.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-14T02:06:01.000Z
- Author: Ren & Jen

Hiya Jenny,  
  
so you had a few drinks that's what the holidays are for. good job on the eyeliner stocking stuffer - what a cool mom. and thanks for the nice comment. i had a tranny for a roommate freshman year. lots of drugs.   
  
now go drive to the store in the snow for some more booze!  
  
lol, (Ren)  
  
(Jenny)

Eyeliner is nothing.....I once bought him a vibrating rubbery foam breast (meant for relaxing a hand tired from typing OH REALLY), a bag of rubber breasts for JUGgling practice lol, and an incinerator so he could burn things safely since he was going to do it anyway.  
  
I am a waaay cool mom.  
  
And also a very old-fashioned traditional one.  
  
My best friend when I was 17/18 was a gay guy who came over to use my makeup before we went out. He was a very clever boy who had (less cleverly) been selling his tail in hotels since he was 14 and was "bought" as a birthday present for a well-known tv presenter at 18\. Studied English at Cambridge, died from AIDS at 36.  
  
I can't drink like I could - I'm such a lightweight now. Ageing gracefully........lolz.  
  
You really are insanely photogenic, I'm jealous.

(Jenny)

(Ren)

You bought your son a vibrator. LMAO!  
  
Good for you! and so sorry about your friend. Am surprised and thankful so many old friends still here.   
  
My gay friends would torment me over the summer and send me dirty magazines in the mail. And they'd be really nasty ones devoted to super obese women. I think one was called 'Acres.'  
  
But you know...sexy is hard to define. I meant to throw them away...lol. I can't believe I am remembering this.   
OK that's enough.   
  
Would love to reach out and give you a big hug.   
  
Cheers,

(Ren)

(Jenny)

ROFLMAO "ACRES" !!!!!!!!  
  
That has made me laugh sooo much, no mean feat as I'm in freakin’ agony - fell over TWICE more on the f\*\*\*ing ice, walking the dogs a mile down to the beach. (Tomorrow I'm driving, even if I bounce off every car on the way.)   
OW OW OW.   
OLD people asked me if I was ok !! Mortifying. And you have to say, "I'm fine, thank you," and smile brightly even though your head hurts like a truck fell on it and really you'd like to sit and cry a little bit on the pavement.  
  
I can be very pathetic.  
  
That hug would be very welcome, and returned with warmth.  
  
We meant to get up super-early and do the food shopping, but last night Trivial Pursuit took forever with 2 out of 3 kids present (I WON - competitive mom lol)), so we had the bright idea of going shopping at 1am and to bed at 3am. Actually it was fun, and so nice to have it done, since there are 3 million other things to do today (like moan).  
  
Have yourself a lovely Christmas Eve, you pretty thing!  
I would buy you eyeliner too if I was there.  
  
Warm ones  
  
Jenny x

Jenny,  
  
I will be watching my fave holiday movie Scrooge 1970 and trying to sing along to "I Hate People" because it always puts me in a good mood.   
  
Too bad about you taking those spills. That's no joke when you have glass celiac bones. My doc says magnesium is good for aches n pains, and i think vitamin C and zinc help with bruises.   
  
Shopping in the dead of night is the best. Particularly if you have had a drink.. it's like a wonderland!   
  
Merry Christmas   
  
Ren